Chuck Norris Facts

I need a laugh today. Here's some of my favorite Chuck Norris Facts. 

• There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
  
• When Chuck Norris was denied an Egg McMuffin at McDonald's because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a Wendy's.
  
• How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? ...All of it.
  
• When an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
  
• In the beginning there was nothing...then Chuck Norris Roundhouse kicked that nothing in the face and said "Get a job". That is the story of the universe.
  
• There are no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq, Chuck Norris lives in Oklahoma.
  
• Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
  
• Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.
  

See tons more at Chuck Norris Facts.com.


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And that's enough for now.

Brian Norwood

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